Who, Me?

In a tribute to the terribly obnoxious uncle that Hesperos has yet to meet, we are sharing this picture. We think that Hesperos looks a lot like his father's youngest brother here...although more handsome, charming, personable, likable, cuddly, endearing, and, on the whole, with the light of intelligence in his eyes that appears only in his uncle's eyes when something shiny catches his eye. Other than looks, though, there are two striking similarities: One is the copious amount of drool they produce when they see breasts. The other is that they both have urinary "accidents" when they drink too much.